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Thursday, April 14, 2011 →

I’ve just been told that “beige” is an actual color, and not a conglomerate of lesser know ones.

Investigating …

Tuesday, April 12, 2011 →

There’s a possibility that DSL will be installed at my parents place today. My level of excitements makes thankful I’m socially functional.

Friday, April 8, 2011 →

crasve |kras āv| verb collide violently with the realization that the Save button caused the crash… without saving.

Thursday, April 7, 2011 →

Electricidad de vuelta en Chacao, pero tengo el presentimiento que #sinluz será trending topic este verano.

Thursday, April 7, 2011 →

#sinluz Chacao.

Pero tranquilos, no son recortes, es ahorro obligado.

Monday, April 4, 2011 →

Never mind, also not working with Safari or Firefox.

Something must be iffy with the proxy, which means: it’s shell time.

Thursday, March 24, 2011 →

Unholy shit, what a crappy day.

Real life™ needs a soundtrack … a people spam filter and an unfollow button.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 →

Absorbing presentation design + deadline + chocolate bar next to keyboard + 90 minutes = unexpected stomach ache.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 →

“The installation procedure for Aces Patch B requires that your hard drive have about 3 megabytes (MB) of available disk space.”

#future

Wednesday, March 9, 2011 →

5 hours after scorpion bite, the only superpower I have is a new nervous tick that makes me shake like the Macarena if I feel a crawling.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011 →

Watching the Apple liveblog on the my iPad 1 feels like reading Maxim with your girlfriend in the room.

Sunday, February 27, 2011 →

Mi iPhone tiene auto-detecta el wifi de el Alazán de Altamira.

#soydelacuarta

Wednesday, February 23, 2011 →

I wish BIOS makers knew how to make subliminal messages.

That way I could remember the fucking keyboard shortcuts.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011 →

Mail: “Important Tax Return Document Enclosed”.

Well, hello there April … didn’t think I’d see you hiding behind March, eh?

Sunday, February 20, 2011 →

Don’t know if it’s a thing, but #ODIS

(Oh Damn it’s Sunday)

#TGIF obnoxious cousin.

Saturday, February 19, 2011 →

I tend to forget things when I drink.

OMG WHO JUST WROTE THAT?!

I also argue with meself.

Friday, February 18, 2011 →

Doing some demographic grafx for a presentation. Many filenames with “sex” and “age”on the Desktop.

Feel more pervert than usual.

Monday, February 14, 2011 →

Very sure the next world war will start because somebody left an empty carton of milk on the fridge.

Friday, February 11, 2011 →

When the flying insect makes a noticeable shadow, it’s time to get the heck out of there.

Friday, February 11, 2011 →

I always logout from my bank account with two distinct attitudes:

  1. Hell Yeah!
  2. Oh Shit.

Today is a type b day.

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