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Wednesday, May 25, 2011 →

Just extended my WRT-54g WiFi range with new Airport Express via WDS.

I feel like a MAN.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 →

Also, a bit annoyed that none of the kids wearing these sneaker boots don’t get my Back to the Future jokes.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 →

Only reason I’ve noticed that Reebok boots are making a comeback is ’cause my brain keeps saying “Recalculating decade” every few hours.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 →

Airport security checkpoints take so long that you can easily workout the process. That must be a security concern in itself.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011 →

If Pawn Stars has taught me anything, is that ending a negotiation meeting with a quick “No” … will never be followed by a commercial.

Sunday, May 22, 2011 →

CCS ✈ SJU

Saturday, May 21, 2011 →

Drank, danced and was merry … bring on the #rapture.

Friday, May 20, 2011 →

Kcuf |kākˈôf|:

Solemn utterance intended to revoke multiple shouts of “Fuck!” as a result of reading the instructions wrong.

Thursday, May 19, 2011 →

There’s something not quite stable about Ubuntu 11.04.

Thursday, May 19, 2011 →

Relativity: how saying “it will be ready by End of Work Week” sounds reasonable on Monday vs. Thursday.

Friday, May 6, 2011 →

Sometimes you win more by loosing the argument.

Wish I listened to myself sometimes.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011 →

If you think you’re funny, you could be.

If you know you’re funny, you most likely aren’t.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011 →

Either Apple’s Dock Connector USB cables reproduce, or I’ve bought a LOT more iPod/iPhones that I’m aware off.

Sunday, May 1, 2011 →

I’m pretty sure no monk that reached enlightenment had a drivers license.

Monday, April 25, 2011 →

Dreamt I had proof of alien life.

Then dreamt that I had dreamt it.

I’m a conspiracy.

Saturday, April 16, 2011 →

Understanding my destiny, I started to rise and … WHAM!

Never find your destiny while under a table.

Saturday, April 16, 2011 →

Personal Hitchcock moment: Reach for toothbrush and notice it isn’t dry.

Pause. Look around. Wonder.

Friday, April 15, 2011 →

Being online used to mean you where in front of a computer.

Nowadays you’ll hear: “Going on vacation, but I’ll be online”.

Thursday, April 14, 2011 →

Ok. Last one, but you aren’t going to believe this:

Fuchsia is not a Brazilian singer, it’s actually a synonym for Magenta!

I-shit-you-not

Thursday, April 14, 2011 →

Turns out that Magenta is ALSO A COLOR (and not just a manly way to say pink).

We need tougher color naming laws.

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