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Saturday, August 11, 2012 →

catching up with old friends is always hard: too much celebrating and remembering in a short span.

Friday, August 10, 2012 →

Resignation: when you give up trying to pick the raisins out of Trail Mix and just grab a handful.

Growing up ain’t easy.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012 →

Kinda anti-climatic that new –purchased in Apple retail Store— MacBook Air still comes with Lion.

Sunday, August 5, 2012 →

Captain: “please remember to place your rollerboards wheels first on the overhead bin”.

Yeps, I’m flying to San Francisco.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012 →

I would have expected this from a Monday, but a Tuesday? I thought we had something.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012 →

Of course, the side-glances and stares from the receptionist now make a lot more sense. And my previous hypothesis, a bit narcissistic.

Sunday, July 29, 2012 →

“why are you measuring signal strength in the bathroom? Who needs WiFi there?”

I sometimes find my lifestyle difficult to explain.

Friday, July 27, 2012 →

Estimados amigos vacacionistas de cubículos e insolados por luces de neón: encima de Caracas no hay ni una. sola. nube. #aquemañanallueve

Friday, July 27, 2012 →

me considero quejón de oportunidades iguales: tanto el carro con calcomanía de Rosario que no da paso, como el de ‘racing’ que va lento.

Monday, July 23, 2012 →

/dev/sda Looks like the RAID 1 configuration is working.

/dev/sdc Looks like the RAID 1 configuration is working.

Sunday, July 22, 2012 →

I have calmly decided to go to bed, run 10K in the morning, and then get on the roof and kill this fucking access point.

#serinitynow

Saturday, July 21, 2012 →

INDEPABIS debería tener una extensión para cuando alguien trae pie de guayaba en vez de chocolate.

Friday, July 20, 2012 →

I once arrived to a bar so early… they threw me in.

Friday, July 20, 2012 →

I fought the proxy and I won I needed a server and I got mine The proxy don’t mean shit if you’ve got the right ports. That’s how IT is run.

Monday, July 16, 2012 →

“Unlike X, the Y fork developer is not existentially challenged.”

Sometimes forums are great.

Monday, July 16, 2012 →

Turns out “The one that got away” is not a reference to Duck Hunt.

Saturday, July 14, 2012 →

I really need to stop talking to my dogs and expect a reply. It’s freaking-out the cat.

Saturday, July 14, 2012 →

Yeah baby, I have my boxers on, grab my MacBook Air, sit on the bed and… “EAAAAAAOOHHHHOLLY CRAP THE METAL IS COLD”

#sadtruestory

Wednesday, July 11, 2012 →

Our mail programs used to respect us. There was a time when they would announce royally that You got mail. Now a vibrate is all we get.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 →

“You can’t fire me! I… oh, you actually can’t? I’d have to do WHAT?!”

Strict labor laws have ruined many TV sitcom scripts.

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