Status: Happy monday everybody!
Real Status: i miss friday.
Home is where a long hot shower is.
I blame TV horror films for my lack of handyman skills.
Sink food disposers, breaker boxes and gas stoves, all sound like #deathtraps.
“Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit and resign yourself to the influences of each.” — Thoreau
Desde la autopista no veo que viene lluvia, sino una catarata ambulante.
“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.” — Oscar Wilde
36 hours after running #10k my walking can be described as:
- Cartoonish
- Zombie-like
- Sad
- All of the above.
algún día moriré de la risa, pero que reclame alguien que me está pasando por el hombrillo es comedia pura.
Apple: “To the 7 bloggers who tried iWork․com 3 years ago, please download your docs before July 31”.
Receta para perder las orejas esta semana: ir a la barbería y decir “pásame la cuatro”.
If time is absolute and space is relative, then waking up at this hour to go run must break some natural law.
Qué día de parada ni qué día se parada: partido de lo que sea a las 8am y 5pm.
Ciudad estaba como una seda.
TGIF!!!
What?! Oh, fudge.
The Newsroom episode 1 link I RT yesterday is not ‘available in your country’.
I’m torrentially sad about it.
I’m sure Karl Marx was a time traveller who got REALLY PISSED at his bank’s website.
Mis 30 comenzaron cuando salió un reloj que cuenta piscinas.
En mi juventud soñe con él por miles de miles metros.
Holy crap! The Fall Hyperion just went all ‘The Matrix’ on me (in the good way).
Long night ahead…
Si haber vamos, prefiero que conviertan La Carlota en un aeropuerto antes que en una pista de F1.
¿Perdón? a coño, verdad.
“The venn diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t wanna date is a circle.” — John Green
“A fool finds no pleasure in understanding but delights in airing his own opinions” — Richard Dawkins