Las colas caraqueñas mas interesantes son las que generan peos existenciales:
“De verdad, ¿pa qué coño estoy yendo a este lugar?”
“A geek is a person… with an abiding, obsessive, self-effacing, even self-destroying love for something besides status.” - D.B. Weiss
Spending almost two hours looking for “good background work music” is the best/worst/funniest/stupidest thing I’ve done this week.
“Aquí todo el mundo dice lo que piensa”.
Nos falta pensar un poco lo que decimos, pero uno es mejor que ninguno.
Sorry, please disregard last tweet…
The good news: test worked! The bad: don’t know why.
On cleaning days, you’re either part or the problem or the problem.
Either way, don’t argue.
Bloody hell Apple: $46.33 Billion Revenue, 37.04 Million iPhones, 15.43 Million iPads, 5.2 million Macs, Gross margin 44.7%
En otra palabras, los únicos que están bravos en mi Facebook son los que dan la bendición en sus posts.
Anecdóticamente, veo corte generacional clarísimo entre los que ven a #capoldo como “maniobra de cúpula” vs. alianza responsable.
Every time a song ends while on hold, I die a little… when the same song starts again, I’m reborn in rage.
“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.” - (1844-1912) Andrew Lang
I just sneezed so hard that my internal clock is blinking 12:00 AM
A good snooze button is designed so you can operate it with less than 50% of your brain capacity.
La carne roja y whisky muy cargado se pueden remediar. El contrario no.
#factoflife
Done! all new songs have album cover.
No, wait, I meant to say: crazyyyy partyyyy woohoooo #drunktweet!
(got life?™)
Candidato entregando panfleto con propuesta de mejoras en vialidad, empeorando notablemente el tráfico.
#pqmeríosoloenlacola
My productivity #fail of today was of such epic proportions… I almost didn’t write this tweet.
Happy weekend.
Of all the stupid things I’ve done this week…
Tip: Do check the power cable is plugged-in before going all “MacGyver” on a PC.
A suspiciously large number of people have changed their emails with year-of-birth’s in the address.
Go figure.
#1: I’ve seen things you can’t possibly imagine.
#2: ’hell you talking about?
#1: YouTube