“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” - Kurt Vonnegut
Me acaban de decir de una quiniela para el #12F . Luego de mi horror puritano inicial, creo que es buena señal.
Abriendo excel…
“Each man is a good education to himself, provided he has the capacity to spy on himself from close up.” - Pliny
“Dear Roberto, thank you for…” +100 words.
Rejection letters should be like CSI murder weapons: either blunt or sharp.
Why does watching sports make me wanna eat?
I have much coherent reaction when I watch porn.
I don’t remember ever saying: “this has too much mayo”.
I should check my cholesterol.
“Wine can be a wiser teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books.” - Stephen Fry
Es apropiado que el #4F y #WorldCancerDay coincidan. Para ninguno de los dos puedes decir “¡Feliz Día de… eh, (tos)”.
no explosions, no (obvious) CGI, no 3D, no color, and almost no dialog…
less is more, and The Artist is great.
Dark chocolate is one of the most graceful past-expiration date foods.
(I hope)
we may nod (but I can’t spell)
Ladies, bangs is to hair what fuchsia is to colors… we made nod, but we have no idea what you’re talking about.
cola monstruosa vía la boyera. están asfaltando en el hatillo…
alguien necesita un nuevo jefe de campaña.
“If you do what you’ve always done, you’ll get what you’ve always gotten” - AA Blue Book
Every time I call my norwegian bank or credit card I get a little taste of Oslo service: not really friendly, but efficient as hell.
With a whole generation of kids thinking it’s Ok to touch the screen, I’m condemned to become a cranky old geek.
Estimado moto-conductor: cuando su circunferencia abdominal es la que pega con mi retrovisor, es hora de explorar otro régimen alimenticio.
“In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.” - Tom Bodett
“If A is a success in life, then A equals X+Y+Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z is keeping your mouth shut.” - Albert Einstein
When in doubt: helvetica.
If the poster still doesn’t look right, your problem is not the font.