No es que el teleférico este malo, es que solo funciona de bajada #BájaloDeEsaNube #V07A
“Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise”
Guys, really? we have nothing to counter this campaign?
I may have considerably underestimated how long it would take to hang dry my clothes.
Washing “Everything but swimsuit” now seems dumb.
1988: made horrible mug for Mom… and she showed it to all her friends.
2012: sent a hug and kiss via a tweet, and she RT.
Moms2.0
When InboxZero™ becomes ArchiveForLaterSearch®
my extreme sport: crazy taxi rides.
I’ve stared at death in headlights once again.
I love the smell of SIM cards in the morning.
A man, a task, and the sudden realization that the spreadsheet before him has been filled with the wrong data.
#sheetrhymeswithshit
I’m amazingly fluent in the international hand sign of ‘One Draft Beer Please’.
I wish upon star to answer this email by saying “I have no idea what you’re talking about… but NEITHER DO YOU”.
nada contra español: es un idioma para poesía, humor, romance y drama en general.
Pero no “Características del Servidor Transcodificador”
translating tech documentation to español makes want to smoke something illegal.
Drunk enough to be sincere… sober enough to be serious.
Wish: I wish I were home. Hope: I hope this bus heads home.
Verbs and travel… it’s complicated.
MEX - GRU - GIG
#muitolegal
Detrás de cada kilo de chalequeo hay 35.274 onzas de verdad… O 4.227 copas por cada litro.
#misdichosnuncapegan
every few months I encounter a tie that just seems to say: “nahh, don’t think so” when I try to get the knot an length right.
Huge stretch/yawn while sitting on a pilates ball… I just performed a Funniest Home Movie sketch with no audience. #ouch.
There’s a summer camp next door. They are LOUD.
But, I can hear they have a little brat called Mateo, that is driving them crazy.
#karma
Looking for an Apartment or Room in Rio de Janeiro from Sept 13 - Oct 5.
Any tips welcomed!