Smart people who fake being digital idiots so they don’t have to google stuff sometimes piss me off.
Note to self: I can still drink 8 beers like a 20 year old.
But my 30y/o bladder can only hold 6.
La furia de Esteban –manifestada en tormenta– se siente sobre el municipio de Leo.
The venezuelan opposition has shown patience among themselves, and more importantly, towards their constituency.
And it’s giving results.
Synopsis says “a funny and touching road trip…” while Genre is “Drama”.
Sounds like life alright.
These network printers must have developed sentience and are conspiring against me.
It’s the only logical explanation.
Step Out of Your Comfort Zone™ and Mind the Gap.
#clichemashup
When your puppy learns to shake = Unbearably cute.
When she gets to 40Kg = Aggravated assault.
“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.” Douglas Adams
Whoever said: “aging is a bitch, but it’s better than the alternative” hasn’t read enough Sci-Fi.
10 years ago hotmail gave you 2MB of space and “planning your weekend online” probably meant queuing porn for download.
“You’re so goddamned educated, doc, I knew you couldn’t be very smart.” Auto-repair guy to Isaac Asimov.
Me: 8GB (4GBx2) for $52! Myself: Dude, you don’t need it. Me: But … 8GB!!! Myself: It’s not even officially supported. Me: Go away.
Q: Do you know Norwegian?
A: Yes, financial Norsk.
Q: Huh?
A: I can get money out of the ATM and use Banking Online.
The second-person narrative in Halting State reminds me of my “choose your own adventure” book era in middle school.
I can now officially recommend that if you read Game of Thrones, don’t watch the TV show until you forget most of it.
Punch line: the final phrase or sentence of a joke or story, providing the humor or It’s
Anyone around Asia in November? I have my own towel and am mostly potty trained.
Zagat/Yelp should have a “Certified Wrap Engineer” sticker.
This wrap was so poorly packaged, that it basically exploded when I opened it.
When stocks plummet, I’d like to see the smiling picture of the trader who shorted.