OH “¿Qué son tequeños?”
Por dios Miami.
There’s 3 weddings and 5 baby photos on my timeline today. Facebook needs a “single” filter.
When you bounce ideas (even stupid ones) off smart people, you are told the “watch-outs”. Not the “why-you-should-not’s”.
Pretty sure a metro machine just scammed me with $1 coins.
Now off to Miami.
Hoping to pass out soon. See you again in EST.
Holy crap USA, I hope this is the best airport security in the world, ’cause it feels like the most inefficient in 4 continents.
Departed Hong Kong on Monday and arrived on LA on Sunday.
Somehow I felt/feel less jetlagged in the future.
“wanna dance?”
“no”
“no, what?”
“no, please”
Chinglish is painfully direct.
Kebabs: food sent by the gods to feed the chosen people… at 4am in the morning.
Back in HK. Can confirm twitter doesn’t work behind the great firewall.
Sad to accept how much I missed you people.
Street crossing is theist extreme activity I’ve done on this trip.
Took bullet train from Beijing to Shanghai. About the distance from Caracas to Bogota in less than 5 hours
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. The longest is a Beijing taxi ride. Bastards.
Off to Beijing and Shanghai!
If the Great Firewall doesn’t like my tweets… see you next week.
Dear airlines: If you don’t find any place for the media box, other than beneath the seat in front of me, keep your entertainment system.
Back in Hong Kong 香港 for the weekend.
Mostly to support my pal JL on his 100K race.
But river snake tastes “just like chicken”.
First real food #fail of the trip. Chicken feet are like broccoli, only way worse.
A draft beer in Siam Reap is 3 kroner.
Meet you guys in the airport.
Wrote a thousand word post of my India trip. Which seemed long, until I realized that’s just about one word per million.