With a whole generation of kids thinking it’s Ok to touch the screen, I’m condemned to become a cranky old geek.
Estimado moto-conductor: cuando su circunferencia abdominal es la que pega con mi retrovisor, es hora de explorar otro régimen alimenticio.
“In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.” - Tom Bodett
“If A is a success in life, then A equals X+Y+Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z is keeping your mouth shut.” - Albert Einstein
When in doubt: helvetica.
If the poster still doesn’t look right, your problem is not the font.
Las colas caraqueñas mas interesantes son las que generan peos existenciales:
“De verdad, ¿pa qué coño estoy yendo a este lugar?”
“A geek is a person… with an abiding, obsessive, self-effacing, even self-destroying love for something besides status.” - D.B. Weiss
Spending almost two hours looking for “good background work music” is the best/worst/funniest/stupidest thing I’ve done this week.
“Aquí todo el mundo dice lo que piensa”.
Nos falta pensar un poco lo que decimos, pero uno es mejor que ninguno.
Sorry, please disregard last tweet…
The good news: test worked! The bad: don’t know why.
On cleaning days, you’re either part or the problem or the problem.
Either way, don’t argue.
Bloody hell Apple: $46.33 Billion Revenue, 37.04 Million iPhones, 15.43 Million iPads, 5.2 million Macs, Gross margin 44.7%
En otra palabras, los únicos que están bravos en mi Facebook son los que dan la bendición en sus posts.
Anecdóticamente, veo corte generacional clarísimo entre los que ven a #capoldo como “maniobra de cúpula” vs. alianza responsable.
Every time a song ends while on hold, I die a little… when the same song starts again, I’m reborn in rage.
“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.” - (1844-1912) Andrew Lang
I just sneezed so hard that my internal clock is blinking 12:00 AM
A good snooze button is designed so you can operate it with less than 50% of your brain capacity.
La carne roja y whisky muy cargado se pueden remediar. El contrario no.
#factoflife
Done! all new songs have album cover.
No, wait, I meant to say: crazyyyy partyyyy woohoooo #drunktweet!
(got life?™)