These network printers must have developed sentience and are conspiring against me.
It’s the only logical explanation.
Step Out of Your Comfort Zone™ and Mind the Gap.
#clichemashup
When your puppy learns to shake = Unbearably cute.
When she gets to 40Kg = Aggravated assault.
“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.” Douglas Adams
Whoever said: “aging is a bitch, but it’s better than the alternative” hasn’t read enough Sci-Fi.
10 years ago hotmail gave you 2MB of space and “planning your weekend online” probably meant queuing porn for download.
“You’re so goddamned educated, doc, I knew you couldn’t be very smart.” Auto-repair guy to Isaac Asimov.
Me: 8GB (4GBx2) for $52! Myself: Dude, you don’t need it. Me: But … 8GB!!! Myself: It’s not even officially supported. Me: Go away.
Q: Do you know Norwegian?
A: Yes, financial Norsk.
Q: Huh?
A: I can get money out of the ATM and use Banking Online.
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The second-person narrative in Halting State reminds me of my “choose your own adventure” book era in middle school.
Wednesday, September 7, 2011 →
I can now officially recommend that if you read Game of Thrones, don’t watch the TV show until you forget most of it.
Punch line: the final phrase or sentence of a joke or story, providing the humor or It’s
Anyone around Asia in November? I have my own towel and am mostly potty trained.
Zagat/Yelp should have a “Certified Wrap Engineer” sticker.
This wrap was so poorly packaged, that it basically exploded when I opened it.
When stocks plummet, I’d like to see the smiling picture of the trader who shorted.
I don’t have any fashion sense, but I do appreciate good design. Once in a while, these two spheres intersect.
Finally saw Suckerpunch.
Jezzz, need a drink.
Reality is just an illusion with a really good lawyer.
At some point we all realize that a spoon of salt and one of sugar don’t cancel each other out.
Caracas driving gives me tourette’s