Entre más doctores conozco, más extraño a mi pediatra.
One stupid rumor about the 15in MacBook Air and I waste 45 minutes looking at Thunderbolt accessories.
#ohlookashinnyobject
“The greatest enemy of a good plan, is the dream of a perfect plan” - Carl Von Clausewitz, 1780-1831 Prussian general and military theorist
Oí al moto-taxi decir “¡Vaaaya flaaaaco!” y “¡Piiilaa goldo!” en el mismo semáforo.
No sabía que prestaban servicio de salud pública.
After seeing leaked pictures of sexy young actress, first thing I think of:
“There’s something wrong with this girl’s iPhone camera”
It’s difficult to lie about “who came into the apartment with their feet dirty?” when the footprints lead straight to your bed.
“éste trago esta demasiaaaaado fuerte pana”
(5min después)
“bué, de verdad quedó sabroso”
El tiempo lo cura todo.
just put the kindle into the beach bag before even looking for the swimsuit.
sometimes my priorities worry me.
¿Alguien del Cumbres sabe un reencuentro mañana?
it was bound to happen. just got a 2nd confirmation email for my iPads with a different order number.
I currently have 9 iPads on my cart, since app adds one every couple of failed checkouts.
If by error the order goes thru… #chapter11
guys stop pushing! I’m sure Apple has enough new iPads for everyone…
AARRRRGGGGHHHHHhhhhhℎℎℎℎℎ
Printers hate me and WiFi networks don’t respect me.
You can probably imagine what this wireless printer is doing to me.
Ir a la Barbería Monaco durante un juego de fútbol ha sido lo más arriesgado que he hecho en el 2012.
“I’m going to name my daughters Helvetica, Georgia and Verdana”
“And if you have a son?”
“Garamond”.
I have kept all my resumes from the last 10 years.
I find it very easy to laugh at myself.
#sofullofsynergies
“It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly.” - Isaac Asimov
“The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there.” - L. P. Hartley
Just found out that spicy tuna doesn’t come from the Gulf of Mexico.
Waiter telling the next table while pointing was unnecessary.
Turns out ‘irony’ is not a recognized ISO_9001 management principle.