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Wednesday, April 4, 2012 →

would you look at that? in the land of No Service, my Kindle has 3G

Monday, April 2, 2012 →

Off to an internetless, kindle-filled island existence this week. Don’t release anything too cool!

Monday, April 2, 2012 →

Caracas: ciudad donde te llega el email del último mito urbano de crimen, y lo único que piensas es “ojalá la vaina fuera tan light”

Saturday, March 31, 2012 →

“You might have noticed that I appreciate the avant-garde french rock-pop scene”

“I think she’s Canadian”

“…”

faux hipster, eh.

Friday, March 30, 2012 →

It has been brought to my attention that a quick look at my Facebook photos gives the impression I only have 1 tie.

This is not false.

Friday, March 30, 2012 →

every time I see a $50.000 car with its window open, I think:

“fart gone wrong”

Thursday, March 29, 2012 →

Sorry about last tweet. It was a “pay with twitter” template.

Thursday, March 29, 2012 →

I remember you with every breath I take.

Thank you for the memories… my lunch cheeseburger with onions.

Sunday, March 25, 2012 →

“scientific method” is how I explained using two different deodorants today.

rather not say what I’m using for control group.

Sunday, March 25, 2012 →

driving with a plastic cup with wine is the most uncivilized civilized thing I’ve ever done.

Saturday, March 24, 2012 →

I don’t have the attention span necessary for spy novels. Between Russian names and code names, I have no idea who’s talking ½ the time.

Friday, March 23, 2012 →

El Gatorade es 96% agua y el vino 85%.

Un par de hielos y esto es un ‘sports drink’.

Friday, March 23, 2012 →

unsurprisingly, being charming in a small space with bad acoustics and very loud volume, is not one of my superpowers.

Thursday, March 22, 2012 →

Yikes, Sublime Text 2 is an amazing improvement to what I tried a year ago. It’s making me question my text editor beliefs (& procrastinate)

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 →

Nowadays, yelling “that’s MY WOMAN!” will earn you a punch in the face… from ‘your woman’.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 →

Most ‘Social Networking Experts’ I know aren’t very sociable.

Sunday, March 18, 2012 →

Me thinks a lot of people are going to be wishing they owned $AAPL tomorrow.

Saturday, March 17, 2012 →

“Prueba la dijonnaise que está excelente”

“esa es como el PertPlus de las salsas ¿no?”

“…”

Por eso nadie con dos-apellidos sale conmigo.

Saturday, March 17, 2012 →

en aeropuerto, kioskos y restaurantes, absolutamente impresionado de la claridad en Margarita para el #7Oct.

#HayUnCamino

Friday, March 16, 2012 →

A diferencia que en la vida, en la natación lo primero que se pierde es el estilo.

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