More accurately, we talked a bit… and I made a stupid joke about her job that she still remembered when we started going out last year.

bien pues, “saboteo”. pero exigimos la cabeza del general que se dejó.

¿o es que el imperio no hace esas cosas cuando invade?

Maybe that’s why time travelers from the future don’t visit: slow Internet.

Broadband went down mid-morning and had to work tethered at 3G/EDGE the rest of the day.

It was painful. Like being back in 2003.

I’d complain that the World War Z movie ruined a perfectly good book… but they basically just used the title.

El que nunca le dijo “mami” a una maestra, que tire la primera pene… digo, piedra.

Cuando el ventilador de techo suena… pila.

Managed #inboxzero.

In other news: my reply and follow-up labels are reporting significant traffic — as is Things inbox.

RIO » PTY » CCS

See you in 7 + 2 hrs #LatAmisbig

Job descriptions is what the company thinks you do. A job is what you think the company does.

Sometimes you go the extra mile… only to realize everyone else is on the metric system.

MEX » SJC » CCS

Heading home.

CCS » PTY » GUA

Time to earn the #bacon.

Major sneeze while brushing teeth.

Bathroom mirror AND lungs covered with toothpaste foam.

I respect all culture and beliefs… but can’t understand how people use PowerPoint.

the problem with having a really smart Excel table is that when you do something dumb… it can still look fine.

#layer8error

#eresfoodiesi te preocupas si alguien comenta “y ahí vemos que comemos” como parte del plan.

Just noticed that deployments to a certain server are done everyday at 13:37 CEST.

I find it cool.

  1. 7762Km
  2. 4525Km
  3. 8320Km
  4. 0cm

Distances from:

  1. Config change
  2. Issue tested
  3. Result validated
  4. Sigh of relief.

Will “Not US-based” become a feature on web services? #PRISM