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Reliable: • Software: Hard • Demos: Harder • Debugging: Hardest • Backups: Hardly

I know I’m tired when: I have to say the word in spanglish to myself so I can spell it correctly.

Release days are like greek weddings… lots of drama lead up to it, and there’s one movie too many.

Batido Naranja Cambur / Orange Banana Smoothie 2 Frozen Bananas 1 cup of Orange Juice 1/4 Cup of water 1 tbsp of sugar

Blend baby, blend.

La adversidad obligó a la MUD a crear una plataforma tecnológica para comunicarse. Y comenzaron en una curva S donde ya hay masa crítica.

“I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.” - Blaise Pascal

Saw an iPad Pro today… if the Apps come, this will be great.

Really wanted a Will McAvoy from The Newsroom character: a flawed but deep-down lovable Steve — at least by end of the movie .

Was expecting Sorkin to play with my feelings more. This Jobs you may admire, but almost certainly dislike. Goes from asshole to jerk.

Steve Jobs movie is to biographical Jobs, what the West Wing was to the Clinton Administration.

Oh, and The Martian is great. ~80% Book Great — which is really pretty good.

Apple Watch really needs a Movie Mode, or a DND that won’t light up screen unless touched. Hate bothering everyone around in dark theater.

I would totally get wireless audio speakers in my eardrums. #takemymoneymadscientist

Evidence that liquid water flows in Mars AND videos showing iPhone 6s may be water resistant on the same week? not coincidence I tell you.

The world is filled with haters… luckily most are buyers first.

Don’t feel left out. Even if you don’t own any stocks open your default stocks app and join the funnest blood bath since the #redwedding.

The UX for Apple Siri is framed as talking with a servant, while Google Now comes across more like a peer.

Have a few high volume items that’s easy for people to print (cases, toys, …), and maybe a catalog designers can contribute and take a fee.

There seems to be an American Rugby game on TV.

But on UI/UX, MacOS is lagging: Window Mgmt, App Launching and Mgmt (the Dock), File Mgmt.

No “this changes everything” since 10.4

The old technological superiority Mac users used to have over Windows is gone. That’s ok, all cars and airliners are similarly safe.

Loved Interstellar, but don’t know if IMAX is a must. Space scenes are amazing, but got dizzy with rest of movie.

Still, ★★★★★

I admire those that treat their body as a temple.

I wonder if any of them admire my high-end food court bod’?

I just wrote my full ALL CAPS sentence in a work email.

#theshame

Just nailed an emergency status update and then…

CFO: “You guys are on top of all issues, which means it has been too long”.

Stings.

A year ago eCommerce End-to-End testing was an abstract concept.

Today, it’s my abstract reality.

Crunch time: when color coded status updates fly out the window and every red/yellow item becomes an email/call/meeting.

There’s either going to be an #iCloudgate this week, or a bunch of articles will need to be batch edited to prepend “allegedly”.

Just found out my name is an anagram for Atom Burro Tee.

Struggling with the transcendent significance.

“Your Customer Success Manager will be joining us in the call”… and I turn off the webcam so I can roll my eyes.