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Departed Hong Kong on Monday and arrived on LA on Sunday.

Somehow I felt/feel less jetlagged in the future.

“wanna dance?”

“no”

“no, what?”

“no, please”

Chinglish is painfully direct.

Kebabs: food sent by the gods to feed the chosen people… at 4am in the morning.

Back in HK. Can confirm twitter doesn’t work behind the great firewall.

Sad to accept how much I missed you people.

Street crossing is theist extreme activity I’ve done on this trip.

Took bullet train from Beijing to Shanghai. About the distance from Caracas to Bogota in less than 5 hours

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. The longest is a Beijing taxi ride. Bastards.

Off to Beijing and Shanghai!

If the Great Firewall doesn’t like my tweets… see you next week.

Dear airlines: If you don’t find any place for the media box, other than beneath the seat in front of me, keep your entertainment system.

Back in Hong Kong 香港 for the weekend.

Mostly to support my pal JL on his 100K race.

But river snake tastes “just like chicken”.

First real food #fail of the trip. Chicken feet are like broccoli, only way worse.

A draft beer in Siam Reap is 3 kroner.

Meet you guys in the airport.

Wrote a thousand word post of my India trip. Which seemed long, until I realized that’s just about one word per million.

HKG ✈ SGN ✈ REP

In other words: Off to Cambodia

Earth rotation speed is 1674km/h in the equator.

Why is it that life seems to move at both a billion and 0km/h just minutes apart?

He bailado “Danza Kuduro” en 3 de los 4 países que he visitado.

He explicado que no sé q significa Kuduro en 4.

Around Central, two telecom stores have lines of 200 people more or less.

According to Mike, half of those in line are locals. The rest are either from India or Pakistan.

Roughly 500th guy on line got here wednesday night. Said starting today he hasn’t gone to bathroom since they make him start new line.

#notetoself my humor is not usually understood. With a Korean audience… it’s just plain sad.

The Wan Chai Electronic Center is like the red light district of geeksterdam. Was offered everything from an iPhone 4S to audio earrings

Soon: DEL ✈ HKG.

Trying to write India blogpost, but current draft is just a passionate mess… Which is kind of appropriate.

The desert is red, and camels are brown.

And you’d be surprised where you find sand afterwards.

OH: (French accent) “Am I alright? I’m more than alright”

La visa de turista India debería incluir una caja de Loperan®

The Indian equivalent of Latin “steeping on someone” is: elbow on face.

Yeah. It’s rough.

The level of chaos in Chandigarh (to my western eyes) grew orders of magnitude during Diwali.

Great fun.

The fact that if I drill hole through the center of the earth I’ll come up in Ecuador, blows my mind a bit.

So many geeky stuff happening in Singapore. “They” should organize emergent startup scene tours.