La decoración del apartamento de la playa es siempre un flashback remixed de tu vivienda principal 15 años antes.
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If I ever write a self-help book, the title would be: You Are So Not Special.
Useful even to those that just read the cover.
Just found my 2011 New Year’s Resolutions… I misspelled diligence.
Sorry, but I just can’t help thinking that a “free gift for every child” is either a socialist agenda or a money laundering operation.
All of you whom late tonight have to quietly move a large object from storage into the living room… and then wake up at 6am: I salute you.
Explicar pan de jamón en ingles, y oír “So, it’s like a sandwich?” fue mi fracaso cultural del día.
Had dinner with great friends of the last 18 years. If we knew then what we know now, we’d still be friends… and probably a lot less horny.
You start to show your age if: “Relive childhood memories” is advertised of something you were too old to use as a kid.
My goodness, upgrading devices to iOS5 and figuring out from where to restore, sync and backup has been a pain in the iButt.
My home Internet is so slow, Kim Jong-il is still alive on my twitter stream.
Back home after 78 days traveling.
Very happy to see parents, dogs and… my own toilet.
MIA ✈ SJU ✈ CCS
Going home.
It should be illegal to fly with this hangover.
It probably is.
Don’t delay your Apple purchases because of rumors.
You end up feeling smarter… and without an iProduct for a long time.
Everyone that ain’t asking for an iPad this Xmas ’cause iPad 3 is “coming soon” stand over there —next to people waiting for the iPhone 5?
Still don’t have access to MacBook, but just redownloaded the 500ish songs I had bought in iTunes to new iPhone.
Now I get iTunes Match.
First tweet from my new iPhone 4S.
I can now write nonsense up to 5x faster.
OH “¿Qué son tequeños?”
Por dios Miami.
There’s 3 weddings and 5 baby photos on my timeline today. Facebook needs a “single” filter.
When you bounce ideas (even stupid ones) off smart people, you are told the “watch-outs”. Not the “why-you-should-not’s”.
Pretty sure a metro machine just scammed me with $1 coins.
Now off to Miami.
Hoping to pass out soon. See you again in EST.
Holy crap USA, I hope this is the best airport security in the world, ’cause it feels like the most inefficient in 4 continents.
Departed Hong Kong on Monday and arrived on LA on Sunday.
Somehow I felt/feel less jetlagged in the future.
“wanna dance?”
“no”
“no, what?”
“no, please”
Chinglish is painfully direct.
Kebabs: food sent by the gods to feed the chosen people… at 4am in the morning.
Back in HK. Can confirm twitter doesn’t work behind the great firewall.
Sad to accept how much I missed you people.
Street crossing is theist extreme activity I’ve done on this trip.
Took bullet train from Beijing to Shanghai. About the distance from Caracas to Bogota in less than 5 hours
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. The longest is a Beijing taxi ride. Bastards.