I have not seen the light, but I know where the switch is.
microblog
A full stream of microposts.
how cold is it? I like my wine chilled, and although we’re sitting around the campfire, this wine is too cold.
BTW, I may be tweeting the word ‘brilliant!’ a lot in the next few days —and if all goes well— even more after. Perfect time to unfollow me.
after 4 days in Barcelona, there’s more of me to love —or hate.
thankfully only bags have weight limits.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Norwegian banks are the most efficient in the world from the customer point of view.
I lead a very boring life: have bought antacids on an airport bathroom dispenser, but never a pack of condoms.
with an hour to spare on Heathrow, I really need a sweater… what do I buy? an iPad case.
would you look at that? in the land of No Service, my Kindle has 3G
Off to an internetless, kindle-filled island existence this week. Don’t release anything too cool!
Caracas: ciudad donde te llega el email del último mito urbano de crimen, y lo único que piensas es “ojalá la vaina fuera tan light”
“You might have noticed that I appreciate the avant-garde french rock-pop scene”
“I think she’s Canadian”
“…”
faux hipster, eh.
It has been brought to my attention that a quick look at my Facebook photos gives the impression I only have 1 tie.
This is not false.
every time I see a $50.000 car with its window open, I think:
“fart gone wrong”
Sorry about last tweet. It was a “pay with twitter” template.
I remember you with every breath I take.
Thank you for the memories… my lunch cheeseburger with onions.
“scientific method” is how I explained using two different deodorants today.
rather not say what I’m using for control group.
driving with a plastic cup with wine is the most uncivilized civilized thing I’ve ever done.
I don’t have the attention span necessary for spy novels. Between Russian names and code names, I have no idea who’s talking ½ the time.
El Gatorade es 96% agua y el vino 85%.
Un par de hielos y esto es un ‘sports drink’.
unsurprisingly, being charming in a small space with bad acoustics and very loud volume, is not one of my superpowers.
Yikes, Sublime Text 2 is an amazing improvement to what I tried a year ago. It’s making me question my text editor beliefs (& procrastinate)
Nowadays, yelling “that’s MY WOMAN!” will earn you a punch in the face… from ‘your woman’.
Most ‘Social Networking Experts’ I know aren’t very sociable.
Me thinks a lot of people are going to be wishing they owned $AAPL tomorrow.
“Prueba la dijonnaise que está excelente”
“esa es como el PertPlus de las salsas ¿no?”
“…”
Por eso nadie con dos-apellidos sale conmigo.
en aeropuerto, kioskos y restaurantes, absolutamente impresionado de la claridad en Margarita para el #7Oct.
#HayUnCamino
A diferencia que en la vida, en la natación lo primero que se pierde es el estilo.
Entre más doctores conozco, más extraño a mi pediatra.
One stupid rumor about the 15in MacBook Air and I waste 45 minutes looking at Thunderbolt accessories.
#ohlookashinnyobject
“The greatest enemy of a good plan, is the dream of a perfect plan” - Carl Von Clausewitz, 1780-1831 Prussian general and military theorist