mucha gente al volante ha debido de ser BURDA de mala en tetris.
o simplemente son mala gente.
microblog
A full stream of microposts.
En series de 200mts espalda, combato la tentación de la carrilera durante 170mts.
Épico debate moral.
And for all of you who don’t care, count yourselves lucky that I won’t share, my #WWDC underwear.
(blue)
“We are all here on earth to help others… what on earth the others are here for, I don’t know.” — W.H. Auden
“I kind of see plot as a necessary intrusion on what I really want to do, which is write musical dialogue.” — Aaron Sorkin
/night/ Chocolate Cake → nightmares, toss & turns, thirst, stomach ache.
/morning/ Chocolate Cake.
Freedom is such a heavy burden.
Phone interviews are A LOT more fun when you just tell the truth.
I never get the job offer, but still.
Interponsable. adj. Dicho de personal de ‘inter’ que hace cita para instalar servicio y nunca llega. (por 3ra vez).
Es algo incongruente que para votar necesites capta-huella pero para ser candidato no.
“If you want to know the truth of who you are, walk until not a person knows your name.” — Patrick Rothfuss in The Wise Man’s Fear
“Sir, I need you to please put away the iPad for take-off”
“Bitch please”
Funny in my head, but a punch in the face in real life™.
So whoever utters these words: “It should be mine ’cause I saw it first” gets instantly vaporized by a sentient parking meter.
I hope someday technology will allow us to solve one of the most divisive ideological conflicts of humanity: Parking Space Entitlement.
say what you will about WebApps, but reloading a website is a lot less painful than restarting an app.
My monologue on using 60 seconds vs. 1:00 minute on the microwave continues to NOT find an audience.
“You know that the opposite of now isn’t … OK, look! washing the dishes.”
Some people don’t respond well to motivational sayings.
“…and that’s my brilliant business idea”
“I’m pretty sure that’s illegal”
We need to colonize new planets soon.
“¿Dónde estás?” “AQUÍ”
Porqué el GPS no fue inventando en Venezuela.
“sí se les esta quitando la pava, es que el pavoso se está muriendo”.
Los almuerzos familiares siempre están llenos de sabiduría.
Those who don’t get reading on an iPad haven’t had a huge wet sneeze sneak up on them recently.
(wipes screen).
Mi momento #meiriademasiado de la semana… me niego a ver The Avengers en español.
“Nonfiction conveys information. Fiction conveys emotion.” Sol Stein
Phew, everything seems to be working now.
Kids, remember to measure twice before anything DNS related.
Now I remember why I have a rule about not touching Nameservers and DNS Records during weekdays.
Client’s email won’t work for a few hours.
“Writing is easy. All you have to do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein.” Red Smith, sports writer.
En Caracas. con nuevas ideas, esperanza y
Perdón, pasó un motorizado.
regarding #CCDD: “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it”.
Yes… no… maybe.
Sometimes the right answer is all of them.
sometimes in life you make a decision and can’t escape the consequences…
Chocolate + Peanut Butter shake, BIG mistake.
in an age where communications are almost telepathic, we share a fiction of ourselves more than reality.
be real.