After leaving an underground parking my BlackBerry would stare at me with no signal, as if saying:
What. Just. Happened?
Economics is engineering with currency instead of units … and low disregard for gravity, safety factor and accuracy.
Not that I ever got when to use it … but Facetime is not working for me on Lion.
Al parecer hay barberías que ahora abren los lunes.
Wine, the answer to … most things.
#chooseyourpoison
Ok. I drank the Kool-Aid, OS X 10.7 Lion is pretty awesome.
It amuses me to know Chavez uses this US based, venture capitalist financed, web service to manage his communist revolution.
Fairness is such a human value, we dreamt up an afterlife so we could digest the most horrid injustices.
In my travels, no country received me with as much goodwill as Norway. The Vikings are peaceful people, but messing with them is a bad idea.
Roundup!!! the word I’ve been looking for the last 15 minutes is ROUNDUP.
Anyone know a good brain defragmenter wetware?
Perder ganando. Venezuela y su #Vinotinto comparten mas que la nacionalidad.
Regardless of the server-farm size, there must be a freaked out Sysadmin at Apple right now.
“I can hear them clicking refresh …”
A diferencia de otros, pido cadena. Un mensaje de unión nos beneficia a todos … a menos que el odio sea mayor que el orgullo nacional.
La Vinotinto olvido la regla #1 de transito en Venezuela: el fiscal puede decir una vaina, pero pila pa donde van los carros.
A friday on the middle of July.
Is the internet even on‽
Hello?
Would Be a Great Band Name would be a lousy band name.
Corrección del tweet anterior: no estas en una humanidad unida por el destino … estas en una cola de mierda llena de coño de madres toditos.
Sé positivo: no estas en trafico, estas en una inmensa caravana de graduación del colegio de la vida.
“Se le notifica a nuestra distinguida clientela …” es sinónimo de “Miren coño e’ madres …”
#sehablaVE
You know what they say about guys with big LED displays …
Nothing.
Which is how I know geeks are not as cool as we think we are.