Just wrote this to somebody as part of an email, but soon realized it applies to myself. I’m 3/4 of the way on a month-long trip, but as usual, I’m changed:

As you get back to the real world and laugh at what was said and try to forget what you think you heard; don’t throw all of it away. 

Remember some of the crazy ideas, and —even more importantly— some really fascinating plans. 

In any case, from traveling comes clarity. Don’t waste the investment.

If you’re having a great time with your family in Borough Market, DO NOT go to www.lacaverestaurant.co.uk.

Fake Français imbecile.

So ashamed. Fell asleep during the ENTIRE tour bus in Athens.

Will try again tomorrow with more than 2 hours of sleep.

#culture #fail

Boston ✈ London ✈ Istanbul.

See you in 8.000 Km!

Some people are born 2 shots behind. Amazing the fun when they catch up.

Gotta love somebody who describes his nephew as a “care-bear on acid”.

At my first American wedding rehearsal dinner. Hopefully I’ll remember all the same drinks for tomorrow.

I’m at my most spiriytual on the back of a Boston cab.

West Palm Beach ✈ Boston

Just dreamt I was “at home” in Oslo.

Stupid brain.

San Juan ✈ Miami

Que cosa mas grande, chico.

Serious family business talk + mojitos + Peruvian restaurant = funniest food order mom has ever made.

Need to leave Puerto Rico soon. Too. Much. Food.

#burp.

Caracas ✈ San Juan, PR

Everyone should buy an one-way ticket sometime in their live.

And by live, I mean life.

¿Alguien sabe algún local en la zona Hatillo - Los Naranjos con wifi decente? Gracias!

After hearing my first two songs: “Hurts like Listerine” and “5 blades agains my cheek”, my manager told me to stop writing in the shower.

Do you ever try to use The Force to pull your iPhone from across the room?

No? Oh. Eh, right… Me neither, that would be silly.

Friend, I absolutely respect your spiritual beliefs, not your FWD emails on the topic. If god needs to talk to me, s/he can google my email.