my extreme sport: crazy taxi rides.
I’ve stared at death in headlights once again.
Thursday, September 20, 2012 →
I love the smell of SIM cards in the morning.
Wednesday, September 19, 2012 →
A man, a task, and the sudden realization that the spreadsheet before him has been filled with the wrong data.
#sheetrhymeswithshit
I’m amazingly fluent in the international hand sign of ‘One Draft Beer Please’.
I wish upon star to answer this email by saying “I have no idea what you’re talking about… but NEITHER DO YOU”.
nada contra español: es un idioma para poesía, humor, romance y drama en general.
Pero no “Características del Servidor Transcodificador”
translating tech documentation to español makes want to smoke something illegal.
Saturday, September 15, 2012 →
Drunk enough to be sincere… sober enough to be serious.
Saturday, September 15, 2012 →
Wish: I wish I were home. Hope: I hope this bus heads home.
Verbs and travel… it’s complicated.
Thursday, September 13, 2012 →
MEX - GRU - GIG
#muitolegal
Detrás de cada kilo de chalequeo hay 35.274 onzas de verdad… O 4.227 copas por cada litro.
#misdichosnuncapegan
every few months I encounter a tie that just seems to say: “nahh, don’t think so” when I try to get the knot an length right.
Huge stretch/yawn while sitting on a pilates ball… I just performed a Funniest Home Movie sketch with no audience. #ouch.
Wednesday, September 5, 2012 →
There’s a summer camp next door. They are LOUD.
But, I can hear they have a little brat called Mateo, that is driving them crazy.
#karma
Looking for an Apartment or Room in Rio de Janeiro from Sept 13 - Oct 5.
Any tips welcomed!
“I campaigned for JFK because he’s Catholic and I’m Catholic and they never said it, but you knew you were going to hell if you didn’t.”
Would you look at that? Versions on Mac just saved me about 45min of rework.
#coolontheoutside #screamingofjoyinside
After some careful analysis, it’s now obvious that ‘Full Summary’ is a really stupid heading.
I postulate that “once you pop you can’t stop” was thought up by a creative in a urinal after a night of too many beers.
“Oh, that’s expected behaviour”.
Best thing I heard today.