♥ how NYC can go from freaky to fun, to 90’s, to crazy and back to fun, in just a few blocks.
Problem is you pay cover at every stop.
I was going to make a sarcastic comments about working on a plane… but wifi on flights is so effing cool.
Business travel is like email, it feels like work… but it ain’t.
CCS - PTY - GUA
#Guatebuena
Ya sé de donde recuerdo esta sensación: ¡estoy despechado!
Mi media naranja (+4%), no quiere nada conmigo.
Today I think I’ll be 1 in 9 million :)
#7O
Dealing with massive email list is a pain in the IMAP.
Done for today, expecting an onslaught first thing… today
After going through ~2000 support messages, I can now appreciate the one-off email with something nice to say.
The hum of the electric razor can be calming… until it goes two octaves lower and you just know —there’s a bald spot on your left cheek.
GRU - CCS
#HayunCamino
Me: are you sure I’ll make the connection at São Paulo? Her: sim senhor M: and my bag? H: even more sure. M: ? H: mesmo avião senhor M: …
Acabo de escribir “requete full”.
Por lo que no queda duda que soy de comienzos de los 80.
Thursday, September 27, 2012 →
No es que estemos polarizados, sino que nadie nos explicó para que eran las dos filas. #BájaloDeEsaNube #V07A
Thursday, September 27, 2012 →
No es que los parques no tengan luz, es que las luciérnagas son capitalistas/imperialistas/saboteadoras. #BájaloDeEsaNube #V07A
Thursday, September 27, 2012 →
No es que el teleférico este malo, es que solo funciona de bajada #BájaloDeEsaNube #V07A
Thursday, September 27, 2012 →
“Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise”
Guys, really? we have nothing to counter this campaign?
I may have considerably underestimated how long it would take to hang dry my clothes.
Washing “Everything but swimsuit” now seems dumb.
1988: made horrible mug for Mom… and she showed it to all her friends.
2012: sent a hug and kiss via a tweet, and she RT.
Moms2.0
When InboxZero™ becomes ArchiveForLaterSearch®
my extreme sport: crazy taxi rides.
I’ve stared at death in headlights once again.
Thursday, September 20, 2012 →
I love the smell of SIM cards in the morning.
Wednesday, September 19, 2012 →
A man, a task, and the sudden realization that the spreadsheet before him has been filled with the wrong data.
#sheetrhymeswithshit
I’m amazingly fluent in the international hand sign of ‘One Draft Beer Please’.
I wish upon star to answer this email by saying “I have no idea what you’re talking about… but NEITHER DO YOU”.
nada contra español: es un idioma para poesía, humor, romance y drama en general.
Pero no “Características del Servidor Transcodificador”
translating tech documentation to español makes want to smoke something illegal.
Saturday, September 15, 2012 →
Drunk enough to be sincere… sober enough to be serious.
Saturday, September 15, 2012 →
Wish: I wish I were home. Hope: I hope this bus heads home.
Verbs and travel… it’s complicated.
Thursday, September 13, 2012 →
MEX - GRU - GIG
#muitolegal
Detrás de cada kilo de chalequeo hay 35.274 onzas de verdad… O 4.227 copas por cada litro.
#misdichosnuncapegan