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I can find everything on last place I look for it.

Unless I ask myself “what’s the last place I’d look for this?” then it’s on the 1st.

Yes, I’ll open the attachment continuously updated for the past 3 weeks, and copy&paste the info you need.

No prob, I ♡ editing unread .xls

You know they say; lucky in seat assignment… unlucky in bag coming out.

OSL →LHR

3 day layover to visit my sis!

tilbake i Oslo

Damn long stopover at LHR… just bought a Kindle Paperwhite 3G

CCS→MIA→LHR→OSL

#muchwork #coldweather #warmfriends

Combinado, unas 3 Billones de personas en plan maestro para que nosotros 30 millones andemos en bicicleta.

De buena fuente: acaparamiento masivo de carros en China, India, Japón, Korea, México, Brasil y hasta Detroit.

Tapiti Tapiti Tap Tapiti Tap Tap Tapiti Tap ⌘+C ⌘+V Tapiti Tap Tapiti ⌘+V Tap…

⌘+W

Save this as draft? [space] instead of ↩︎

#Noooooooo

‘When the axe came into the woods, many of the trees said, “At least the handle is one of us.”’ ~ Proverb

Either the magnitude of this task is looming before me… or my pilates ball has a leak.

I’m sure an engineer will figure out how to ping electric shocks via HTTP after reading this task request.

And I deserve it.

25 years ago, this building was a house, and on this house we waited for the operator to call back and talk long distance to the US.

This safety razor shave would have been better for everybody if I’d just gone to the barber shop, and donated the same amount of blood.

6h ago: “Might as well clean my inbox” 5h59m ago: 1 New Mail 5h58m45s ago: “Oh crap”

Attempting #inboxzero is tempting the gods.

The Hobbit was fun. Not a great movie, but a nice ride.

Going with my Mom¹ and Dad to The Hobbit tonight.

¹My search history now includes “best time for bathroom break in the hobbit”

Let’s be clear, the Mayan calendar predicted the end of the world as much as my iPhone running out of battery means the end of electricity.

It’s already December 21st in Australia… So typical for end of the world to be late.

(I’ll breath easier when it’s 12am in Zurich)

Cartero toca el timbre para el aguinaldo. Me disculpo que no tengo efectivo, pero que mañana acomodamos.

“Yo no sé si paso esta semana”.

Tengo un dedo pintado de votar, y le pinto otro dedo a los que no creen que deben ir. #yoyavote

Fajarse en la difícil de ganar, pero desanimarse en las que ya hemos ganado, es actitud de flojo.

Vota e invita a votar el #16D.

I’ve been wrong before, but’ll never be as wrong as when I contracted but I will on an email.

Where’re my grammar manners?

I listened Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness thousands of times by myself in front of a PC.

17 years later… I now have a Mac.

Sueño: Poder viajar en el tiempo a la reunión donde inventaron el Choco Müsli… y cachetear a quien dijo “¡Y pasas también!”

Completely messed up my Mac’s networking, but got a lot better at sniffing traffic data.

Whoever designed the AppleTV controller tested it standing up, and not sprawled on a couch.

Damn thing disappears between cushions

No puedo confirmar ni negar que hoy vi algo que me hizo cagarme de la risa.

#RegresaIslaPresidencial

Went with Whisky, but not to worry, I’ve enough magazine ads to know it’s ok to drink while working — as long as I lean forward on my elbow.