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Heading home.

CCS » PTY » GUA

Time to earn the #bacon.

Major sneeze while brushing teeth.

Bathroom mirror AND lungs covered with toothpaste foam.

I respect all culture and beliefs… but can’t understand how people use PowerPoint.

the problem with having a really smart Excel table is that when you do something dumb… it can still look fine.

#layer8error

#eresfoodiesi te preocupas si alguien comenta “y ahí vemos que comemos” como parte del plan.

Just noticed that deployments to a certain server are done everyday at 13:37 CEST.

I find it cool.

  1. 7762Km
  2. 4525Km
  3. 8320Km
  4. 0cm

Distances from:

  1. Config change
  2. Issue tested
  3. Result validated
  4. Sigh of relief.

Will “Not US-based” become a feature on web services? #PRISM

“en redes sociales no hay audiencia sino comunidades.” #DiageoEnCasa

“Cuando llega el comercial en TV, la mayoría de la gente mira su laptop/celular/etc” #DiageoEnCasa

While editing pixels, fly flew across the screen: brain assumed it was the mouse cursor, hand agreed. Water was spilled.

#whatisthematrix

iPhone 4S just crashed to a hard floor with such intensity, it turned off.

7 curse words later, seems fine. Like a (glass covered) rock.

and the wicked fairy told my father: “he’ll have 10 fingers and toes; but will NEVER open a yogurt without spraying himself!”

My curse.

“Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence” — Napoleon Bonaparte.

Corbatura.

  1. Extensión adicional a longitud de la corbata para incorporar la parábola abdominal.

~ véase también: fornido.

CCS →CDG →IST

Istanbul (Not Constantinople) / #wedding

“Maybe the most underappreciated thing about Steve was that he had the courage to change his mind. And you know—it’s a talent.” ~ Tim Cook

Heading home!

#yosoyvenezolano

Calma, calma, calma.

Sin drama o misterios, fue un final de fotografía y exigimos nuestro derecho de revisar la foto.

#auditoriaya

Es noche de esperar lo que HACEN, no lo que dicen.

En Caracas. Listo para #votarymas

CCS-CDG-OSL.

Pero de vuelta el sábado, porque #yosoyvenezolano.

Turbulence makes you wish you were on the ground. Unless, of course, that’s where you are heading.

When a developer reply is more cryptic than a software error prompt, you know one’s buggy and the other a jackass.

“It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness.” ~ Chuck Palahniuk

So, no OSX 10.9 previews today then?

“Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon… everything’s different.” ~ Bill Watterson

Of course, I could just use a radix sorting algorithm for all the places I’d look for, but then I’d forget what I wanted to find.