Holy crap! The Fall Hyperion just went all ‘The Matrix’ on me (in the good way).
Long night ahead…
Si haber vamos, prefiero que conviertan La Carlota en un aeropuerto antes que en una pista de F1.
¿Perdón? a coño, verdad.
“The venn diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t wanna date is a circle.” — John Green
“A fool finds no pleasure in understanding but delights in airing his own opinions” — Richard Dawkins
“I’ve made a huge tiny mistake.” ~ Gob Bluth
#sixseasonsandamovie
“Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world, that I can’t even finish my second apple pie.” — Banksy in Wall and Piece
Have you practiced with you air drums lately?
C’mon, even fake instruments need some love. Now give me some snare and cymbals action.
mucha gente al volante ha debido de ser BURDA de mala en tetris.
o simplemente son mala gente.
En series de 200mts espalda, combato la tentación de la carrilera durante 170mts.
Épico debate moral.
And for all of you who don’t care, count yourselves lucky that I won’t share, my #WWDC underwear.
(blue)
“We are all here on earth to help others… what on earth the others are here for, I don’t know.” — W.H. Auden
“I kind of see plot as a necessary intrusion on what I really want to do, which is write musical dialogue.” — Aaron Sorkin
/night/ Chocolate Cake → nightmares, toss & turns, thirst, stomach ache.
/morning/ Chocolate Cake.
Freedom is such a heavy burden.
Phone interviews are A LOT more fun when you just tell the truth.
I never get the job offer, but still.
Interponsable. adj. Dicho de personal de ‘inter’ que hace cita para instalar servicio y nunca llega. (por 3ra vez).
Es algo incongruente que para votar necesites capta-huella pero para ser candidato no.
“If you want to know the truth of who you are, walk until not a person knows your name.” — Patrick Rothfuss in The Wise Man’s Fear
“Sir, I need you to please put away the iPad for take-off”
“Bitch please”
Funny in my head, but a punch in the face in real life™.
So whoever utters these words: “It should be mine ’cause I saw it first” gets instantly vaporized by a sentient parking meter.
I hope someday technology will allow us to solve one of the most divisive ideological conflicts of humanity: Parking Space Entitlement.
say what you will about WebApps, but reloading a website is a lot less painful than restarting an app.
My monologue on using 60 seconds vs. 1:00 minute on the microwave continues to NOT find an audience.
“You know that the opposite of now isn’t … OK, look! washing the dishes.”
Some people don’t respond well to motivational sayings.
“…and that’s my brilliant business idea”
“I’m pretty sure that’s illegal”
We need to colonize new planets soon.
“¿Dónde estás?” “AQUÍ”
Porqué el GPS no fue inventando en Venezuela.
“sí se les esta quitando la pava, es que el pavoso se está muriendo”.
Los almuerzos familiares siempre están llenos de sabiduría.
Those who don’t get reading on an iPad haven’t had a huge wet sneeze sneak up on them recently.
(wipes screen).
Mi momento #meiriademasiado de la semana… me niego a ver The Avengers en español.
“Nonfiction conveys information. Fiction conveys emotion.” Sol Stein
Phew, everything seems to be working now.
Kids, remember to measure twice before anything DNS related.