When in doubt, order the house wine. It’s like a pizza: usually cheap, goes down easy, and every place has a good enough version.
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My dad on why he travels to certain places on his vacations:
“when you live in chaos, you crave order”.
Trust me, wise man.
Just wrote this to somebody as part of an email, but soon realized it applies to myself. I’m 3/4 of the way on a month-long trip, but as usual, I’m changed:
As you get back to the real world and laugh at what was said and try to forget what you think you heard; don’t throw all of it away.
Remember some of the crazy ideas, and —even more importantly— some really fascinating plans.
In any case, from traveling comes clarity. Don’t waste the investment.
If you’re having a great time with your family in Borough Market, DO NOT go to www.lacaverestaurant.co.uk.
Fake Français imbecile.
So ashamed. Fell asleep during the ENTIRE tour bus in Athens.
Will try again tomorrow with more than 2 hours of sleep.
#culture #fail
Boston ✈ London ✈ Istanbul.
See you in 8.000 Km!
Some people are born 2 shots behind. Amazing the fun when they catch up.
Gotta love somebody who describes his nephew as a “care-bear on acid”.
At my first American wedding rehearsal dinner. Hopefully I’ll remember all the same drinks for tomorrow.
I’m at my most spiriytual on the back of a Boston cab.
West Palm Beach ✈ Boston
Just dreamt I was “at home” in Oslo.
Stupid brain.
San Juan ✈ Miami
Que cosa mas grande, chico.
Serious family business talk + mojitos + Peruvian restaurant = funniest food order mom has ever made.
Need to leave Puerto Rico soon. Too. Much. Food.
#burp.
Caracas ✈ San Juan, PR
Everyone should buy an one-way ticket sometime in their live.
And by live, I mean life.
¿Alguien sabe algún local en la zona Hatillo - Los Naranjos con wifi decente? Gracias!
After hearing my first two songs: “Hurts like Listerine” and “5 blades agains my cheek”, my manager told me to stop writing in the shower.
Do you ever try to use The Force to pull your iPhone from across the room?
No? Oh. Eh, right… Me neither, that would be silly.
Friend, I absolutely respect your spiritual beliefs, not your FWD emails on the topic. If god needs to talk to me, s/he can google my email.
Dreamt I was late for my final physics exam. Woke up in cold sweat. I do not want to be 17 ever again.
Kids, always remember to keep your distance from the car with vomit on the driver’s door. #HIMYM
Few things suck my time –and I enjoy as much– as when a friend asks: Which Windows Laptop should I buy for $900?
(Portégé R700 or ASUS U30)
I think my friends are getting tired of me saying “I have good news and bad news”.
If you’re one of them, I have good news and bad news …
Creo que el próximo debería ser Páez, y de ahí un esqueleto de Presidente cada dos semanas. Estaríamos listos para el 2012.
Watching my grandmother struggle with her DVD player makes me wish bad thoughts for some genius UX designer.
Como diría mi abuela: “mierda que pea”. Felicitaciones a los casados.
¡Ay Caracas! Sometimes, I love to hate this city.
The rest of the time, it’s the other way around.