Mail: “Important Tax Return Document Enclosed”.
Well, hello there April … didn’t think I’d see you hiding behind March, eh?
A full stream of microposts.
Mail: “Important Tax Return Document Enclosed”.
Well, hello there April … didn’t think I’d see you hiding behind March, eh?
Don’t know if it’s a thing, but #ODIS
(Oh Damn it’s Sunday)
#TGIF obnoxious cousin.
I tend to forget things when I drink.
OMG WHO JUST WROTE THAT?!
I also argue with meself.
Doing some demographic grafx for a presentation. Many filenames with “sex” and “age”on the Desktop.
Feel more pervert than usual.
Very sure the next world war will start because somebody left an empty carton of milk on the fridge.
When the flying insect makes a noticeable shadow, it’s time to get the heck out of there.
I always logout from my bank account with two distinct attitudes:
Today is a type b day.
Another great BlackBerry feature: self-aware recycle procedure at kernel-level.
Or …
Fucking phone resets itself whenever it wants to.
I should have known when bitching about no hot water, that there’ll be no water a few seconds later.
The universe ♥ Monty Python.
Hmmm, update this manually or waste 15min messing with .htaccess so it happens automatically?
500 Internal Server Error. I hate meself.
If you take the backroads in your commute, give way to those leaving home.
No reason to ruin THEIR day.
“Marvin: I’ve been talking to the main computer. Arthur: And? Marvin: It hates me.”
One of those days …
Que sabroso es comer sabroso.
A smoke in the middle of the night provides no answers…
But helps with questions.
Using twitter/facebook/internet for anything less than a massive democratic revolution seems like a banal endeavor today.
I have about two dozen effects at my disposal to make a photo appear old and analog.
Can’t seem to make an analog photo look new though.
I could never be a F1 driver.
I’d be yelling “PICK A FUCKING LANE!!!” the whole race.
27 Km/h
(Speed at which a lady on a ’74 Malibu ahead of me, reaches my rode-range boiling point on a busy one-lane road)
Not a cloud in the sky, 24°C.
Somehow heading to an office doesn’t seem like a well thought out plan.
Like a Pixar movie, the iPad is quickly developing two plots: a simple touch and go UI, and a powerful gesture language for pro-users.
We all tend to imagine that great things come from people doing great things, but I think most of the time great things come from people just fucking around.
Finally playing with MacAppStore and Tweetie 2.
Loving it.
I finished reading Peter F. Hamilton’s Void Triology last night.
Pure Sci-Fi space opera. But still the most fun reading of #2010.
If you’ve ever read Sci-Fi short stories from the 60’s, the time to start freaking out is right about … now. #2011
Con suéter por Caracas, 15min de Altamira al Cafetal y entrando al cine de Plaza. ¿Será que amanecí en los 90?
There is no spoon.
Damnation, bad time to have a granola craving.
Drinking your sorrows away is stupid … but sorrowing your drink? — that’s just plain disrespectful.
“I think I made a huge mistake …”
George Oscar Bluth II.
I have the luck of loving my Dad unconditionally AND being infinitely proud of him.
“we’re so glad people from the old-guard showed up”.
I laughed …
Until it dawned on me, I was referred as old.
#IHate90sbabies