La Vinotinto olvido la regla #1 de transito en Venezuela: el fiscal puede decir una vaina, pero pila pa donde van los carros.
microblog
A full stream of microposts.
A friday on the middle of July.
Is the internet even on‽
Hello?
Would Be a Great Band Name would be a lousy band name.
Corrección del tweet anterior: no estas en una humanidad unida por el destino … estas en una cola de mierda llena de coño de madres toditos.
Sé positivo: no estas en trafico, estas en una inmensa caravana de graduación del colegio de la vida.
“Se le notifica a nuestra distinguida clientela …” es sinónimo de “Miren coño e’ madres …”
#sehablaVE
You know what they say about guys with big LED displays …
Nothing.
Which is how I know geeks are not as cool as we think we are.
- Death
- Taxes
- DNS
I truly don’t completely understand any of the above.
Uno a veces no sabe si es serio o aburrido.
Y creo que si uno lo tiene que preguntar, la respuesta es obvia.
Just finished Game of Thrones. Immediately bought A Clash of Kings.
Debating when is the best time to watch the HBO series.
If drunk, divide outlook by 1.000. If sober, multiply by 100.
If unsure… get a drink a read tweet again.
Cancerígenos y cancerígenas …
Espero que la cadena arranque con un “Previously on Lost …” por que a mi ya se me olvido que dijo este carajo en ultimo capitulo.
Traffic, It’s What’s for Dinner.
Dammit, feeling so groggy.
Game of Thrones book got all epic on me last night and went to bed way past my bedtime hour.
Search for news about increased gravity a failure. Therefore my weight isn’t lying.
Therefore therefore, I’m weekend fatso.
Kids, if you ever do the dishes after a big feast, don’t lean on the counter.
Your belly (among other things) will end up wet.
Shuffle puso solito: Arjona, Franco de Vita y Mecano. Ninguna fue adelantada.
Desenmascarado por aleatoriedad.
Today I yelled “coming!” to my phone as I ran to pick it up.
I’m not getting old … my iPhone just lacks features.
Apple, Microsoft, Sony and now Nintendo …
This is the geeks equivalent of Shark Week.
Seems like a good week to clean up iTunes library.
Byebye #BBM. I start evangelizing #iMessage today.
(BTW, stupid name Apple)
The awe in my dog’s face after yelling from a second floor: “Stop that! I’m watching you”, must be similar to how Moses looked.
Might as well accept it:
Pre-#WWDC weekends are of the few I’m ok with days flying by.
Just deployed a stable, nice looking and very portable solution for the fambiz.
But if I ever need to update it … I’m changing my last name
Angry drivers with Christian bumper stickers reassure me I won’t be alone in hell.
I will be less surprised though.
If you fail to grasp the importance of extending my WiFi … I can now tweet from the bathroom.
#helloword
Just extended my WRT-54g WiFi range with new Airport Express via WDS.
I feel like a MAN.
Also, a bit annoyed that none of the kids wearing these sneaker boots don’t get my Back to the Future jokes.
Only reason I’ve noticed that Reebok boots are making a comeback is ’cause my brain keeps saying “Recalculating decade” every few hours.