After going through ~2000 support messages, I can now appreciate the one-off email with something nice to say.
microblog
A full stream of microposts.
The hum of the electric razor can be calming… until it goes two octaves lower and you just know —there’s a bald spot on your left cheek.
GRU - CCS
#HayunCamino
Me: are you sure I’ll make the connection at São Paulo? Her: sim senhor M: and my bag? H: even more sure. M: ? H: mesmo avião senhor M: …
Acabo de escribir “requete full”.
Por lo que no queda duda que soy de comienzos de los 80.
No es que estemos polarizados, sino que nadie nos explicó para que eran las dos filas. #BájaloDeEsaNube #V07A
No es que los parques no tengan luz, es que las luciérnagas son capitalistas/imperialistas/saboteadoras. #BájaloDeEsaNube #V07A
No es que el teleférico este malo, es que solo funciona de bajada #BájaloDeEsaNube #V07A
“Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise”
Guys, really? we have nothing to counter this campaign?
I may have considerably underestimated how long it would take to hang dry my clothes.
Washing “Everything but swimsuit” now seems dumb.
1988: made horrible mug for Mom… and she showed it to all her friends.
2012: sent a hug and kiss via a tweet, and she RT.
Moms2.0
When InboxZero™ becomes ArchiveForLaterSearch®
my extreme sport: crazy taxi rides.
I’ve stared at death in headlights once again.
I love the smell of SIM cards in the morning.
A man, a task, and the sudden realization that the spreadsheet before him has been filled with the wrong data.
#sheetrhymeswithshit
I’m amazingly fluent in the international hand sign of ‘One Draft Beer Please’.
I wish upon star to answer this email by saying “I have no idea what you’re talking about… but NEITHER DO YOU”.
nada contra español: es un idioma para poesía, humor, romance y drama en general.
Pero no “Características del Servidor Transcodificador”
translating tech documentation to español makes want to smoke something illegal.
Drunk enough to be sincere… sober enough to be serious.
Wish: I wish I were home. Hope: I hope this bus heads home.
Verbs and travel… it’s complicated.
MEX - GRU - GIG
#muitolegal
Detrás de cada kilo de chalequeo hay 35.274 onzas de verdad… O 4.227 copas por cada litro.
#misdichosnuncapegan
every few months I encounter a tie that just seems to say: “nahh, don’t think so” when I try to get the knot an length right.
Huge stretch/yawn while sitting on a pilates ball… I just performed a Funniest Home Movie sketch with no audience. #ouch.
There’s a summer camp next door. They are LOUD.
But, I can hear they have a little brat called Mateo, that is driving them crazy.
#karma
Looking for an Apartment or Room in Rio de Janeiro from Sept 13 - Oct 5.
Any tips welcomed!
“I campaigned for JFK because he’s Catholic and I’m Catholic and they never said it, but you knew you were going to hell if you didn’t.”
Would you look at that? Versions on Mac just saved me about 45min of rework.
#coolontheoutside #screamingofjoyinside
After some careful analysis, it’s now obvious that ‘Full Summary’ is a really stupid heading.